A comparison of sentiment classifications made by TextBlob, VADER, Flair, SigmaFSA, FinBERT, FinBERT-Tone, Text-Bison, Text-Unicorn, Gemini-Pro, GPT-3.5, GPT-4, and GPT-4-Turbo. We look at accuracy, time, and cost and include a dataset of 10,368 labelled news stories (with code) for our followers.